Is it normal to plant a GPS tracker on your girlfriend?

When I say girlfriend I mean girl that I like but she doesn’t know I exist..


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19 Responses to “Is it normal to plant a GPS tracker on your girlfriend?”

  1. December pomegranate Says:

    it seems to me like you mark your animal so you can find it every time you want it. my opinion!

  2. Casey Jane ? Says:

    Haha.. Dear Clint C. For you? Yes. Perfectly normal. In fact.. I would be surprised if you didn’t.

    Good Luck with your lady friend… *stifled laughter*

  3. Whorish Spatula Says:

    By "to plant" you mean "probe" and by "GPS tracker" you mean "probe", then…no.

  4. Lord Percy Fawcette-Smythe. Says:

    I found to my cost that it is not always the best policy to check up on a loved one. However, I suspected her of infidelity and so I planted a discrete tracker on her fastened to her coat collar. That is where the problem started as the only one I could afford was manufactured in the USSR in 1973. It was the size of a 23" television set and she knew something was amiss when she started to walk with a pronounced stoop, in fact her nose was level with her knee. Not only did I know where she was at all times, but I could track sputniks with consummate ease. The only other down side was the receiver could just about fit into an articulated truck as it required a 60KVA generator to power it up.Needless to say she finished with me, it is all well and good that I found out how shallow she really was.

  5. Food Dude: Bragger McBragface Says:

    If she doesn’t know you exist, you haven’t blown up enough stuff.

  6. gunslinger Says:

    If you didn’t fill her with helium this wouldn’t be a problem.

  7. johnny trash Says:

    you might find out she had been stalking you

  8. #48™ Says:

    How could she not know you exist? Walking around with a rainbow trail and stuff…..is she blind?

    Sounds kind of fun….where is she riiiiiiiiiiight…………….NOW

  9. She's a TEN Says:

    Insecurity issues?

  10. Heyitsme Says:

    My husband did it to me and there hasn’t been any problems. I thought every man did that.

  11. Smith Says:

    It is acceptable and can be considered a crime.

  12. Drowning <> Glo-Glacier Says:

    As they say… "therein lies the problem"

  13. Fallen Angel <3 Says:

    No, it’s not. If you can’t trust someone, you shouldn’t be in a relationship or in love with them.

  14. Miley Cyrus Says:

    That’s wrong, ever tried talking???

  15. ?s???d ???o ?? d??? Says:

    you like girls now??! this WILL be a great year for you!

  16. plant Says:

    yes

  17. swallow Says:

    I didn’t know the inflatable ones could travel. Who knew.

  18. iTz Barney! Says:

    That’s how i met my wife.

  19. Aldo Says:

    yeah its cool

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